EDITOR’S NOTE: Bloody Disgusting has since decided it will no longer cover the Jeepers Creepers franchise or any of Victor Salva’s past, present, or future projects. We have to interrupt our regularly scheduled Friday afternoon movie puzzle because today’s the day we celebrate KINDERTRAUMA’s ten-year anniversary (actually, our.
October 2. 5th, 2. No Comments. When I was a kid I grew up on PBS. There were some spooks here and there (like how Sesame Street started a phobia I outgrew around the time the subject I’m focusing on happened) but right now, I wanna talk to you about the 2.
Electric Company show. It’s not as good as the 7. I watched it. You had killer lollipops, Morgan Freeman as a vampire, and monolith words. I had freaking Jack Bowser. See, there were these stop- motion skits that sended up 2. Jack Bauer; “Jack Bowser.” He’d always be trapped somewhere and he had 2. And every time, he got out unscathed.
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I don’t know about you, but these skits just creeped me out. The black background, the sound of the timer, and the creepy- looking dog. I remember always wanting the dog to die for some reason. It’s the sadist in me.→ No Comments. Tags: Traumafessions. October 2. 3rd, 2. Comments. I know it’s not easy to muster up enthusiasm for yet another Amityville sequel but this latest addition has at least two difficult to resist things going for it: it stars the always compelling JENNIFER JASON LIEGH and it’s currently absolutely FREE on GOOGLE PLAY.
Another ace up its sleeve is that the action takes place at the legendary pumpkin- eyed house on 1. Ocean Avenue (or at least a faithful recreation of it) rather than following a cursed inanimate object that managed to escape from it. That may not seem like much. I will forever be a little unnerved by the mere sight of that creepy Dutch Colonial and am so relieved not to have to follow a lamp, mirror, clock or dollhouse to another address. This new edition could surely use some major renovations (The lighting is often inadequate, there’s not enough JENNIFER JASON LEIGH and the editing makes you feel like it’s been pruned to the stem with a weed- whacker) but it manages to be fairly entertaining anyway. It’s nowhere near the high point of the franchise (that would be AMITYVILLE 2: THE POSSESION (1. I’ll never accept you as canon THE AMITYVILLE CURSE (1.
Oh and did I mention, it’s FREE? AMITYVILLE: THE AWAKENING takes place in a wacky universe in which characters are able to watch the original 1. TV (after referencing its sequel and rejecting its remake) that is somehow also a dimension where the house is super affordable and the famous “High Hopes” sign lingers unsold on ebay in the basement. I suppose it’s possible that Goth girl Belle (actress, singer, Cocoa Pebbles cover model. BELLA THORNE) has never heard of the Amittyville legend before moving into her new home but it seems highly unlikely.
How could anyone say “I’m moving to Amityville” without hearing “THE Amityville?” in response. I mean, can you even type “Amityville “ into your computer without be greeted by those wicked windows staring back at you (I just tried and the answer is no)? Anyway, the ”reality” we’re placed in is hard to swallow and even though it’s not a deal breaker, it tends to dismantle the film’s credibility. Where the film works best is in the family dysfunction department; Belle’s twin brother (CAMERON MONAGHAN) is lost in a coma that she feels personally responsible for and a rather convincing cloud of sickness, grief and existential dread hangs over the family. It’s this aspect of the film that makes it difficult to shrug off completely. LEIGH could sell me the Brooklyn Bridge if she wanted and I think if the film spent more time mining her emotional dilemma and less time courting the teen crowd, there would be a more effective result. You know how AMITYVILLE 3- D (1.
TESS HARPER encounters the soaked, blank- eyed ghost of her daughter LORI LOUGHLIN and her frenzied denial and grief is palpable afterwards? So goes AMITYVILLE: THE AWAKENING in a way. It’s mostly hoarding familiar creaky house, jolt scares but there’s a somewhat legit subterranean stream of pathos as well.
When the Evil of the house begins to infest and rejuvenate Belle’s comatose brother, it’s easy to sympathies with the family’s reluctance to care that the divine intervention is coming from below rather than above. I also feel I should give this flick some props for at least alluding to my favorite underused Amityville character Jodie, by way of a startling pig mask (in a perfect world Jodie would have an entire spin off franchise of her own). Anyway, no matter how you slice this ham, there’s no denying it is worth the paltry price of FREE and even an only partially successful Amityville movie is a welcome Halloween treat to yours truly.
Check it out HERE and my apologies in advance, you should know better than listen to someone who thinks AMITYVILLE 4: THE EVIL ESCAPES (1. Comments. Tags: General Horror. October 2. 0th, 2. Comments. Below are ten images from ten thrillers.
How many can you identify? Leave a comment and you could win a special surprise pack from THE SNOWMAN(opening today at a theater near you)!→ 1. Comments. Tags: Kindertrauma Funhouse.
October 1. 6th, 2. Comments. Greetings traumathusiasts!
It’s been a long time since I have posted, but I do try to at least visit the site every week. This place has been great for naming my past traumas, especially now that IMDB removed all of their discussion boards.
That said, I am traumafessing this 1. Insight. I saw the second half of this by chance once or twice around 1. This episode is called “The Soupman,” and the part that scared 1. Joey, one of their own members.
I had read books like “The Outsiders” and watched films such as “My Bodyguard” and “Over the Edge,” and had a fear of and fascination with delinquents. I have attached a link to the episode (HERE). Enjoy! Dustin in Minnesota→ 2 Comments.
Tags: Traumafessions. October 1. 3th, 2. Watch Shark Tale Streaming. Comments. Happy Friday the 1. Here are 1. 0 images from 1.
NON- Friday the 1. Friday the 1. 3th series! How many do you know?
Points for movie titles, names of actors and identifying which Friday the 1. Good luck!→ 1. 4 Comments. Tags: Kindertrauma Funhouse. October 1. 0th, 2.
Comments. I’m a huge fan of 2. CURSE OF CHUCKY. It reestablished my favorite killer doll’s innate creepiness, introduced me to the phenomenal FIONA DOURIF and works splendidly as a rainy night, old dark house flick. I’m pretty sure I’ve watched it every year since it came out because that’s how I do. One of the great things about the CHUCKY series is that it is both remarkably consistent (every installment is penned by original creator DON MANCINI) and wonderfully inconsistent (every installment past the original three changes the game in a creative way). I can’t say my love of newest stab — CULT OF CHUCKY — eclipses my love of cozy CURSE but it certainly delivers a bevy of its own horror delights. We get to reunite with Chucky’s now- grown original patsy Andy Barclay (ALEX VINCENT), spend some time in a surreally sterile mental hospital and most gratifyingly, we get more FIONA DOURIF as Nica Pierce.
DOURIF makes it clear she’s every bit as talented as her legendary dad BRAD. She’s truly mesmerizing and reminds me a bit of JESSICA HARPER if JESSICA HARPER found herself frequently possessed by JUDY DAVIS. Plus you get more of the irascible Tiffany Valentine played to the hilt by JENNIFER TILY who has reached an almost CRUELLA de VIL level of hilariously flamboyant madness. MANCINI has taken over the directing reigns for CHUCKY’s last three outings and I couldn’t be happier. He’s got a superb eye for visuals and he’s able to get great performances from his actors, both flesh and plastic.